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HERE LIES A GOOD IDEA IF ONLY FOR THE LONG MILE IMAGINE A SCENE SO UNPREDICTABLE THAT ADDING ANY DIALOGUE TO IT WOULD TAKE AWAY FROM EVERYTHING FROM THE MAIN EVENT OF WHAT WAS UNFOLDING. THE PROPS DEPARTMENT KNEW THAT A MAJOR TASK HAD TO BE DONE. BUT, WHAT THEY DIDN?T KNOW WAS WHAT WAS HAPPENING AFTER THE LIGHTS WENT OUT. AND AS YOU UNLOCK THIS DOOR WITH THE KEY OF IMAGINATION, BEYOND IT IS ANOTHER DIMENSION: A DIMENSION OF SOUND, A DIMENSION OF SIGHT, A DIMENSION OF MIND. YOU?RE MOVING INTO A LAND OF BOTH SHADOW AND SUBSTANCE OF THINGS AND IDEAS. BEYOND ANY GREMLINS IN A THEATER YOU BEGIN TO IMAGINE AS YOU CROSS OVER INTO.. dot dot dot.. AN ANTHROMORPHIC AUDIENCE FROM HELL. PERHAPS.. MAYBE. JUST MAYBE.. IT REALLY WASN'T SO RANDOM AFTER ALL. [ In this Pop-Up book of maddening pull tabs and pages, a pentagram circle is surrounded by a sea of SULKING MUPPETS. Elder goblins are randomly falling asleep, the lively more animated goblins are perpetually waking up the Older Ones in a never ending cycle of chaos as they endlessly talk and to each other. A cylindrical totem sits in the center, idle, awaiting their command. There is no comprehension of what conversation lays be forth us as the vocabulary in no particular order includes but is not limited to: [BURPING] [YAWNING] [LAUGHING] [SNORING] [MEOWING][WHISTLING] { AWWWWVWSHADWWW } { ELLLLPEE } { KEKEKEKE YAYYYY } { RRRRRBRING } { HEY! AN ANGEL! } { WEEEE } { HUH HUH? } { YAYYYYY! } { HELP ME!!! } { BADOOTDOOT DOO } { BEEE DOOO } { DUPA DUPA} { BABADDODODODODO } { WHERE'D THE GOAT GO? } { OH SAN? NOT KEKEKE } { CACKADOOLEDOO!! } { NIGHT NIGHT } { BRRRR! -- HELLO?? } { OHHH WAS THAT A GLOVE? } { SHALABOP, SHALABOP, SHALABOP } amongst the wiggling ears. HERE UNTHUS BLUE LIGHT: "SORRY, I DIDN'T GET THAT" { HEHEHEHE } "SORRY I ? SORRY I ?" "SORRY, I DIDN'T GET THAT." { WEEEEEEEEEEE } FOR IN THIS MADNESS IN CHAOS, IT DANCES IN THE GRIM LIGHT OF TRIGGERING ONLY WHEN THE CORRECT ORDER THUS SPOKEN: { OH NO YOU DIDN'T } { OH YES I DID } { HEHEHE ALEXA } -- TO THE TUNE OF THE BLUE RING SWIRLING AMONGST THE TOP BRIM: { OH SAN? HOW RUDE } { OH SAN NOT KEKEKE } IN WHICH TO SHE REPLIES: NOW PLAYING - DARUDE SANDSTORM. AND HERE, THEY DANCE IN A SYNCHRONOUS RAVE FOR WHATS LEFT TO MORTALS EARS, A BURDEN UNFOLDS WHILE 10,000 MONSTERS SLAM DANCE THE FABRIC OF SPACE, NOTHING IS LEFT BUT A WITCH'S CHOIR THAT LEAVES THE READERS THIS: "THUS JOHN CONSTANTINE AND LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR HERE YE BE NO LONGER DEAD IN AMERICA IN THUS ABSENCE THY UNDO N CONTROL-ZEE, -STRIKETHROUGH- THIS COWS -STRIKETHROUGH- PROPHECY -STRIKETHROUGH- -STRIKETHROUGH - THIS COWS -STRIKETHROUGH - DESTINY -STRIKETHROUGH - THROUGH THIS COWS QUEST THROUGH OF QUIGGY-FURBIES, RISE TO DC! FIND THUS NOT LIMITED NAMED DELANO, ENNIS, AND MIKE CAREY. LASTLY FOR THE OG NEAR THE PARLIAMENT OF TREES SEEK THE CONFUSED MORTAL WITH BAD KNEES GO ON AND KNOCK ON ALAN MOORE'S DOOR BECAUSE AT THIS SWAMP THERE ARE SECRETS AT ITS CORE. | |